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2010-09-24 00:33:27 by TateOrtena

hey newgrounds, long time no post, whats up


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2010-09-24 00:49:23

Whats down?

TateOrtena responds:

awww shit son you tripped me up there


2010-10-14 17:59:17



2011-01-25 16:23:50

You fucking infidel scum praise the name of the lord allah devourer of SOULS
I want to make it perfectly clear what I do not intend to do in this letter before I carry on with what I do wish to accomplish with it. What follows is the story of how Zelda can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in its implementation. I recently overheard a couple of contumelious, pompous scatterbrains say that Zelda is entitled to lure the lousy into its camp. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Zelda-induced era of slogans and propaganda.

I suspect that Zelda's recourse to revisionism as a tactical modality for waging low-intensity warfare has been successful. Deal with it. I don't know whether or not you've ever been physically present at a public demonstration by Zelda's bootlickers, but let me tell you, they're pretty atrabilious.

I, hardheaded cynic that I am, hope that this sends a strong message to people across the nation that the only winners in Zelda's games are ambulance services and funeral homes. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Zelda does, and that's why I need your help if I'm ever to set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, I don't need to tell you that the popularity of Zelda's agendas among uneducated grifters (also known as Zelda's advocates) is a harbinger of shiftless things to come. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that Zelda is extraordinarily brazen. We've all known that for a long time. However, its willingness to shift our society from a culture of conscience to a culture of consensus sets a new record for brazenness. As everyone knows, any claim to the contrary is patently false. What you might not know, however, is that it will create a climate of intimidation because it possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses overweening couch potatoes with scary and uncontrollable rage.

Take, as an example, the way that Zelda wants to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought. Well, it acts as if it were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, a


2011-01-26 21:52:06

my dick is bigger than Arvallis' ... B)


2011-02-26 03:06:17



2011-03-11 16:04:33

Just dropping by to say this: